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Do The Candyflip EP

by Blunderpuss

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1.
I am bitter and twisted But words don't weigh a thing I crawl and creep, try not to weep When I speak it leaves a sting Can't set foot in a church - I'm cursed The good book said it all I learned this well and under my spell You'll learn that words' got no weight at all If this is my death letter I think I coulda done better And I can't help it i'm so selfish It's plain to see Woe is me With friends like these fuck having enemies Bury me in the guise of a clown all you'll see is a frown Or better yet bury me in newspaper I'll be on the front page when they put me down When I became the cloud crusher I crushed you down to the seams of your dreams Charm, grace, a smiling face that's me and I'm content as can be but if this is my death letter I think I coulda done better But I can't help it i'm so selfish What else is new It's plain to see With friends like these fuck having enemies If this is my obituary I shoulda kept it merry And if these are my last words Then I guess nothing of worth was heard So if I die right now, Let it be known that I did not frown I lived as full as I could've, Did all the dumb things that any man should've And this is my death letter I don't need to do better I dont care that I'm so selfish I am carefree Words are enemies And with friends like these
2.
Love, did it ever seem surprising? Life isn't interesting It's so very easy to continue With your second guessing Never quite riding the high Youre ever the dart board Never the bullseye wasting every last penny In lame attempts to get high Please, Clean up your act When did the problems start arising? Dear, isn't it queer I won't sit and crack wise The yolk is so clear Stay inside your shell The whips in my grip But i'm starting to trip I was at the reigns Now i'm shooting from the hip Do the candyflip Nothing is as expected Reality had changed The altering of thetawaves Ha ha ha Laughing at a joke You don't even get Feel as good as it gets Oh! You won't deliver? You fear the bite! Talking to yourself In the cold twilight I'll give you something That'll really make you trip C’mon, let's do the candyflip
3.
Mountaineers 05:11
Isn't it happiness That makes a fool of all good men? Once bitten, twice shy, Thrice clean around the bend And as you were dazing Did you think i would leave here? Between intention and regret Is where life happens Oh, the mirror flatters not a soul Standing in the mezzanine (She wasn't sleeping) Like in your dream (Left us waiting for a sign) Your stare spells disaster Your words spell obscene Oh, the mirror flatters not a soul
4.
Sike! 06:31
A wedding full of black suits But I was wearing Blue I think I'd make a good father If I could be a husband too A funeral full of blue suits And I was wearing green I start to envy the man who died As sad as it seems 'Cos even pretty people make an ugly cadaver I used to be an asshole Used to be a cockroach Back when I knew me Back when I was me Now I feel like an alien Made of shin splints and sin sometimes it seems there's a copy of me and it's living a better life while I stay asleep I feel like I'm a stranger to myself a vampire that no-one invited in I need to make some head-space take some time to clear my mind the more I think, the more I sink and the less I seem to care 'Cos no-one cares about me and neither do I I used to be an asshole Used to be a cockroach Back when I knew me Back when I was me Now I feel like an alien Made of shin splints and shit (as the whipping begins) Knee-jerk convulsions when I hear your name What kind of father were you? You always said that you would comfort us but now I'm carrying you I tear away some parts of me The branches of my family tree have now become an effigy for me I used to be an asshole Used to be a cockroach Back when I knew me Back when I was me Now I feel like an alien Made of shin splints I'm broken and I'm fucking made of shit

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released September 7, 2016

Drums: George W. Craig
Guitar: Sam Miller
Bass: Ewan Bennett
Vocals: George W. Craig & Ewan Bennett
Drums recorded by Ian Sadler at Emeline Studios.
Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by ETBmixing.
Artwork: George W. Craig

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Three-piece band from South East Kent

EST. 2015

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